O tinara vine la doctor cu un bebelus in brate.
- Domnu' doctor, cred ca e bolnav. Desi mananca bine, apierdut 300g in ultima saptamana.
-Nici o grija, rezolvam , zice doctorul. Suge la piept sau ii dati lapte praf?
-De la piept, domnule doctor
- Aha, atunci va rog sa va dezbracati ca sa va examinez.
Tipa isi da bluza jos, arunca si sutienul. Doctorul ii palpeaza sanii, o mulge, examineaza indeaproape sfarcurile si, in cele din urma, nedumerit, pune gura si suge de la ambii sani.
Apoi, radios, pune diagnosticul:
- Bineinteles ca slabeste copilul, dumneavoastra nu aveti lapte, doamna!
- Normal , zice tipa. Eu sunt matusa lui, dar oricum, imi pare bine ca am venit azi cu el!
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